Thursday, October 13, 2016

21 Things I Do Not Like

A follow up to my post yesterday.
This by no means a full list - I am an old man who is constantly yelling at the kids to get off my lawn.


1.  Trump - enough said really - stubby fingered cheetoh.

2.  Trumpets - the inane mouth pieces of said Trump.

3.  KKK - enough said.

4.  Homophobia

5.  Racism.

6.  Hate in any form really and yes its taken up 6 spots - COZ IT'S IMPORTANT PEOPLE!

7.  All Live Matters - get a life.

8.  Bad Coffee - I'm looking at you Starbucks aka dirty dish water.

9.  Airport Security Lines - Hire some more ppl TSA.

10. Fox News - do I have to explain this one????

11. Slut shaming - can we move on please?

12. Drivers who do not indicate!

13. Taco Bell aka Taco Hell - shit in a taco shell.

14. Mobile Phones During A Movie.

15. Bad Manners - No excuses ever.

16. Saggy Pants - Do they realise the origin???

17. Evangelicals - again, Ugh.

18. Cleaning - I need to call a service.  I just hate it.  I know...

19. Bad Service - Good service is not difficult.

20. Masc for Masc - this is the most insane bit of self hate prevalent in gay men - Ugh.

21. People Airing Their Laundry On FB - really bitches????






The Mistress said...

Welcome back to the U.S.A.

Damien said...

Thank you Mistress.